subscription notice

it's new! now, you can receive all my brilliant updates in your mailbox! yes, that's right, you read it right, you will be able to read all about the highs and lows of my med school experience without leaving the comfort of your homepage (unless you had already set my blog as your homepage, in which case i thank you, though with one eyebrow raised and in a disbelieving tone).

so in order for this to be yours, all you need to do is click on the brand new link on the right of you screen, labeled "subscribe to my blog". if you click there, you will be brought to a screen that looks like this:


after reading my witty introduction, chuckle for a moment and then click on the link, once again on the right, labeled "join this group."

and that's it!!!

now, what would you pay for the sassy sentences of my blog right next to your other emails? would you pay $100? how bout $40? no? well, have i got a deal for you...for this LIMITED TIME ONLY offer, you can get my blog for only $25 american dollars!!! that's right, just send a check to me, and i'll keep you on the list. i might let you go for free for a little while, but then i'm crackin down. like you need the money more than me...

and if you pay now, i'll throw in one free checkup of YOUR choice once i'm certified for those sorts of things OR one 2:00am phone call when you just need to know what that rash actually means so you want to call your daughter/sister/friend/niece/random person whose blog you read/etc who's a doctor and can give you free advice and i won't even complain!!!! to your face!!!! but i might to someone else!!! just so you know!!!!


wow, that's a good deal!